How to get banned...let's discuss

Okay, folks..this is my second day at my new blog. Thought I'd share the happenings of my week. Firstly, I was banned by the FormerlyRosie blog. (For what, I have absolutely no idea) Now, I met "Ro" in Ptown a few years ago when I stayed at the Anchor Inn. All these women acted like she was the second coming of Christ. It was literally amazing to watch grown women act like idiots. I was with a group of women who were staying at the Anchor Inn along with Rosie and Kelli and they were (in my opinion) stalking her. I was there for vacation and wanted to relax and scope the scenarios. This was not possible as these women waited around all friggan day just to get a glimpse of Rosie. I glimpsed her as I was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. She and Kelli were getting into their white Aztek and I said "hey", Rosie said "hey" back and that was the end of it. Later that weekend, we were all sitting on the porch hanging out and Ro and Kelli walked up to go up to their room. I saw my chance for freedom. I asked her if she would take a picture with these girls so that I could finally get some peace and start my vacation. She obliged. What choice did she really have? I felt badly but I didn't care about her at that point, I cared about my vacation. She took the picture with the girls and then she asked me my name. I thought she was going to ream me out or something. I told her my name and she told me that Kelli had bought her a shirt "it's all about me" and that I should go get one. I think that was a slam but who cared I had my freedom back. They went on their merry way and the women I was with acted like they had just had the best orgasm in their lives. Unbelievable. So, the next morning I went down to breakfast and sat with "Ro". She's a normal person and frankly nice to talk to. I guess maybe I should have been excited or whatever but to me it was like talking to my neighbor or an old acquaintance from high school. Yes, Rosie O'Donnell is funny and I watched her talk show every now and then but I promise you folks, she's just a person like everyone else.

I was banned from my Scrabble game site, Quadplex.com (this is a site that I actually pay to play.) Why were you banned from the Scrabble website o'painfully shy Kimberly? *hugest eyeroll ever* I was banned from that website because some schmuck was in the chatroom desecration the Pope. I called said schmuck a cuss word and was immediately banned. The schmuck or schmeckle is probably still playing! Go figure! So needless to say, it's not been my week here amongst these cold electronic walls.

Okay, on a happier note....(or sad, however you look at it) Susan and I are going to our first Doggie birthday party today. Yes, we have absolutely nothing better to do so we're going to dress up Maizee our Bearded Collie and bring her to a Birthday party. We actually went out and purchased a present for Luckie (who is turning one) and will humiliate our own dog by putting her in a dress. Such is life. We don't have any children (although if you've read my previous postings we're trying like hell!) so our dogs will suffer until that happens!I'll give you all a full report tomorrow as to the events!